The Blogger Case Verdict
The Blogger Case Verdict.
*The Judge bangs his gavel bringing attention to the court. The jury rises in unison, while the defendant nervously inspects each of his fingernails.*
Juror #1: We the jury unanimously find the defendant… guilty on all charges.
*Murmurs break out across the courtroom*
Judge: Order. Order! The defendant has been found guilty on the following charges: False Expectations, Lazy Inaction, Negligent Humor, Grand Theft Talent, and General Douchebaggery.
*The defendant hangs his head.*
Judge: You are hereby ordered to Get Over Yourself, followed by two years of Write or Write Not, There Is No Whine probation. Case dismissed, get the $*%( out!
*Judge bangs the gavel, and the defendant is dragged out in chains.*
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As I’m writing this I keep sticking my foot outside my back door. The House-Arrest-For-Lameness bracelet begins to flash and beep and remind me of how amazing I could be if I didn’t waste my life.
So here’s to me not wasting my life, to not being a Wanna-Be Writer, to actually updating this Blog and using it for… well for something. Here’s to being chummy with Writer’s Block, and not being afraid of it. Here’s to RyanSavesTheDay… I know this place will have an interesting future.
Props to Vittorio, Kyle, and Jenn for encouraging me to GTFOM and write.
My probation officer is calling, he said this post is criminally close to Negligent Humor and General Douchebaggery, so I have to go. Here’s to more posts.
- Ryan
